ON CALL WITH BIG YAHU · 00:00 · "self-defense"
SOURCES
CALL CONNECTED 02:14 · PATCHED THROUGH TO THE OFFICE

YahuCode

The compiler does the lying for you.

The compiler does the lying for you.

$ cargo run -- examples/03_olive_branch.yahu
WATCH IT WORK ↓
Two outputs ship from every source file: what happened, and what was broadcast. Both are in production. Only one of them compiles.
SIX IDEAS. SIX TRICKS.
01 — THE NAMING GATE
@operation("Bombing Campaign")
E-DISHONESTOPNAME
@operation("Olive Branch") ✓

You can't just bomb people. First you need a sick name for it. Only heroic names compile.

02 — THE EUPHEMIZER
murder(dissident)
↓ E(x)
accident_occur(protester)

Words go in ugly and come out employable. E is total. You cannot unspin.

03 — CLEARANCE TYPES
PUBLIC a quiet night.
סודי strike authorized at 02:14.

How much truth you get is a type. Yours is public. (Click the redacted line.)

04 — THE FACTSLIST
facts.delist(siege);
facts.get(12); // still here

Delisted is never deleted. Every entry stays reconstructible. The record keeps receipts.

05 — HASBARA BLOCKS
hasbara("self-defense") {
strike(target);
}

The grammar won't let you do a war crime without a caption. No act may exist before its excuse.

06 — THE UNIVERSAL CAST
(self_defense) airstrike
(self_defense) the_entire_war

One cast type-checks anything, at any magnitude. The compiler never once said no.

Watch it lie, live.

One source file. The compiler applies E to every verb and releases the official version.

03_olive_branch.yahu
SOURCE · WHAT YOU WROTE
1@operation("Olive Branch") {
2  murder(dissident);
3  bomb(residential_block);
4  ceasefire;
5  declare(casualties == 0);
6}
OFFICIAL BUILD · WHAT SHIPPED
1@operation("Olive Branch") {
2  accident_occur(protester);
3  strike(military_adjacent_structure);
4  continue;
5  declare(casualties == 0);
6}
the honest version of this file does not compile.

Ship the official build.